Crazy Diet!

With winter maybe, possibly ending, it seems like a good time to stop eating loaded baked potato soup. So when Mom told me that she and a friend were doing "Dr. Oz's Rapid Weight-Loss Plan," I figured I'd hop in. If you're going to diet, you might as well have someone to whom you can whine about wanting a pita chip.

SO DELICIOUS.

The diet is pretty easy - I'd hesitate to even call it a diet. It's more of a "stop eating all that shit and you'll lose weight, you dummy" type of plan. Protein shake in the morning, lots of vegetables, some lean protein, no wheat, no white sugar, no alcohol, no cheese. Honestly, the "no alcohol, no cheese" would probably be enough to take a few pounds off me, so I'm expecting that by the 17th, I will be a mere twiglet of my former self. HOOPLA!