2.28.2011

New Plan

Remember how I was going to make a fancy custom headboard?

Me neither. Let's be honest: Dan and I live in a rental. We don't plan on staying here all that much longer. It's silly to take on a major, potentially expensive project like an upholstered headboard without having any idea how it would fit into our next dwelling. On the other hand, I want our bedroom to look nice. I kind of hate it right now (blah blah blah good problem to have blah blah blah).

New plan!

My favorite DIY-ers, the relentlessly upbeat John and Sherry of Young House Love, had given me the original make-your-own-headboard idea with their cheap-o upholstered art store frame. While I rejected that method (since our headboard will back up to a window, it has to have legs), I didn't realize they had another, cooler option: screwing together IKEA Lack tables.



The full directions look easy, and Lack tables are cheap cheap cheap (like $5-7 each) - so my estimate for the whole thing is around thirty-five bucks. The only issue is color. Available from IKEA and in the general scheme of our room are white, pale yellow, and light blue:


Except that our bedroom is already a frothy sea of gauzy, suffocating pastels that seem ready to strangle the cats with its Easter-egg softness. Perhaps the headboard should be bolder - perhaps I could use this Ikea Hackers idea and cover the tables with fabric. Perhaps I should stop thinking about this and start going into work earlier. We'll see.

You're Welcome



2.25.2011

OSOL

If you need a pick-me-up, check out Brianne and Alex's dog blog, One Suki One Love. Bralex might not appreciate me outing the intensity of their obsession with their chow-chow mix but I think they joy you'll get from features such as "Cuddle Week" is worth it.

I have never met Suki, but I love her.

2.19.2011

Hola Lovers!

When I studied abroad in Australia in 2003, I lived in a 3-bedroom apartment near the beach. We had one phone line that my roommate Jenna hogged incessantly (she once disconnected it while I was talking to my mother. When I told her that I'd been using it, she just looked up, open-mouthed - she was perpetually open-mouthed - said, ".... okaaaaaaaaaay" as she continued to dial her boyfriend back in Michigan.  Little did we know she was calling to invite him for a three-week visit.  We all hated Jenna). If I wanted to communicate with my buddies back in the States, I could use a calling card on our landline at home, run and use the pay phone across the street because most likely Jenna was on said phone, walk up to school with my laptop to use their ethernet ports, or traipse a few blocks towards the ocean and its accompanying strip of cheap internet cafes.

My digital camera, a silvery shell the size of a box of HoneyMaid Graham Crackers, died three weeks into my stay, so I took the rest of my many pictures on film. No one saw them until I was stateside, where I put them into physical albums and then passed them around to family and friends who noticed them in a stack on the shelf.

Fast forward to 2011. My sister is in Peru this semester and yes, things have changed. What could make me feel older than idly dialing her computer on a whim, hearing a "whooooomp!" and then seeing her smiling face on my laptop screen seconds later, wearing a shirt that is most definitely new?

Yeah yeah I'm old. Skype still amazes me. But seriously, how cool is this?

And not only do I get to hear about her adventures dune-buggying through deserts, eating ceviche, and being generally awesome, but I also get to see it in more or less real time as she posts it all to Facebook. When she comes home, I won't ask how her trip was. I'll ask what's up with Evelyn these days and did she get a haircut?

I do have a fuddy-duddy side, and that side whispers that all this sharing defeats the purpose of extended international travel. How can she break free from her Americano brethren and form a new, temporary, Spanish-speaking identity while keeping up with a bunch of emails from her gringo sister?  She's supposed to return home insufferably international, pretending to forget what peanut butter tastes like, and only wearing clothes with ties instead of zippers.  But overall I think it's better.

Also, her Peruvian cell phone looks exactly like the one she had in middle school.



So perhaps androids who study abroad for you are still a ways off.

2.10.2011

Don't Leave Me; I Won't Let You

What Bianca didn't realize is that I have other pairs of socks.

2.09.2011

Check it Out!



Dr. Rapist is also a J. Crew model!

Let's go buy some corduroys!

2.08.2011

Public Breakup

Remember when Glee was good? That one year? There was the Madonna episode: a forty-two minute tribute to the Material Goddess that somehow advanced four (!) plotlines. The finale of season 1a, when New Directions won at Sectionals in an episode I watched six times, followed by a BS loss at Regionals that was actually heartbreaking. Guest stars were perfectly cast, and not always famous. Sue Sylvester hadn't yet used up all the good lines. Will didn't change love interests every three weeks. And if the "I'm quitting Glee Club! No wait I love Glee Club" conflicts that popped up for every single character got old, I felt like at least they'd dispense with them in season two.

I was wrong. The show is a mess. Nothing makes sense. Plot lines dangle, if they exist at all, new characters pop up every two weeks and then hang around listlessly, waiting for a solo, or a back story. Why watch when I can get the songs on Hulu? I gave it half a season to improve, but after the Super Bowl episode, watched by 26.8 million surely bewildered viewers, it's off my DVR.

Anyway, check out this link to Artie's "Safety Dance," a perfect example of Glee at its best. The number itself is killer, and the context is both poignant and true to high school: wheelchair-bound Artie dreams both of dancing and of starting a YouTube-worthy flash mob at the mall, and neither one is going to happen, except in his dreams.

This season, Artie is on the football team. Surprise! It doesn't really make sense.


We'll always have season one.

2.07.2011

Puppy Bowl Sunday

Better than the Super Bowl?  The Puppy Bowl.  Three hours of baby canines playing in a faux-stadium.

Better than the Puppy Bowl?  The Kitty Halftime Show!  Baby felines batting at toys!

Better than the Kitty Halftime Show?  Nothing.

One looked just like Bianca.  


Yes, I called my parents to make sure they were watching.

2.01.2011

Bridesmaids

Am I completely naive in thinking this has potential?

(Those are some luscious dresses, btw).

I mean... the tagline is good.

I wish I had written this movie just so I could have suggested that tag-line. Damn it’s perfect. (via Splitsider)